| Wiley: | You spend too much time on Tumblr |
| Me: | Get off of me |
| Wiley: | I'm petitioning the government to send you to a labor camp, you would know about them if you paid attention. |
| Me: | Are you kidding? Tumblr would be all over that. |
| Wiley: | Whatever, I'm sending in the petition anyway. |
| Me: | I KILLED YOUR POSTMAN AND WE BOTH KNOW HOW HARD THEY ARE TO REPLACE!! |
| Both: | Munanananana |